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[GoP]Newt Gingrich
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« on: February 11, 2008, 11:40:21 PM » |
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1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Smuggling Diamonds'
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
#5 is hilarious. I couldn't do #8.
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« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2008, 08:10:59 AM » |
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I loled most at #2, haha
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MoneyFoNothing
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« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2008, 09:38:52 PM » |
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6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Smuggling Diamonds'
Sometimes I'll go with 'Sexual Favors' for the memo... |
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his life is more than just a read-through.
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[GoP]Rush Limbaugh
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« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2008, 06:17:45 AM » |
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LOL at #7 8. Don't use any punctuation
I couldn't do #8.
LOL at Bobby. The only sentence in the thing without a period is #8. |
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[GoP]Rush Limbaugh
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« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2008, 06:18:36 AM » |
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6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Smuggling Diamonds'
Sometimes I'll go with 'Sexual Favors' for the memo... Yeah, but that's actually what you are paying for. That's no fun. |
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[GoP] Buford T Justice
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« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2008, 08:04:43 AM » |
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using punctuation or capital letters is a waste of time
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[GoP]Rush Limbaugh
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« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2008, 08:42:19 AM » |
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I think it should be used at work and anything serious (if you want to be taken serious), but I'm not going to give a sh!t in a text message or IM chat.
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[GoP]Newt Gingrich
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« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2008, 09:15:26 AM » |
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It's become an OCD for me. Check my posts. Tell me if you find something without it. I guess I'm just weird that way (not to mention countless others).  |
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[GoP]Newt Gingrich
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« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2008, 12:00:28 PM » |
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Haha, get started! I'll be, uh, posting!  |
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